Oh Yes, Markets Are All Wise, Powerful, Efficient, and Just

That's why U.S. officials are considering a plan to have the government take over one or both of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the largest buyers of U.S. home loans. Brilliant job, Free Market. Nicely done. But just go right on ahead berating and belittling government every time it bails your irresponsible @$$3$ out of your latest get rich scheme.

No, market marauders, this is not going to happen for much longer. Too many of us are now onto your game and it is about to end. Your idle threats that you'll cut our jobs have become empty and benign, because you do that to us all -- from migrant, to maven; from administrator to attorney -- regardless of our tax policies.

Of you, in none other than the immortal words of the dreaded Styx, "The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me; the renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty. Never more to go astray, this'll be the end today, of the wanted man."